i want flawless eyebrows and $100,000
*sits at desk*
kid in my class: that’s my seat
World going down the drain street art
tired of looking like THIS when you’re sending snapchats to your friends?
well i have the solution for you!! just cover half of your face!! it’s that simple!!
go from “oh god what is that thing. kill it. kill it with fire." to painfully average in seconds!!!
REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME
WHY IS THIS SO ENTERTAINING
there are 4 stages in a relationship:
- i love u
- i love you
- i lvoe u